1. cheating-on-you:

    Tina Fey is the living proof that there really is hope for all of us

    (via deepthroatodile)

  2. dingyfeathers:

    lmao thank god someone made this..

    (via arcaderobot)

  3. (via bolin-boy)

  4. stinkmits:

    the assassination of Julius Caesar  

    (via legalmexican)


  5. Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story



    So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.


  6. (Source: dezmondxci, via legalmexican)

  7. hardcoregrandma:

    me as a parent

    (Source: parangarico, via pizza)

  8. get to know me meme1/5 favorite female characters: ELLE WOODS 
    "If I’m going to be a partner in a law firm, I’m going to need a boyfriend who’s not such a bonehead."

    (via dewgongo)